2 Take a selfie with the Glico man behind you
3 Sit for half an hour on the Dotonbori Bridge and watch the world go by
4 Lose yourself in the underground shopping mall of Umeda
5 Try to pronounce Nagahoridori
6 Visit the covered market at Namba
7 Take the train to Ikoma and walk to the shrine at the top
8 See the bands play on a Sunday morning at Osaka-jo
9 Walk Shinsaibashi-suji on a Saturday afternoon
10 Order okonomiyaki at President Chibo
11 Have a beer with a friend in a six mat tatami room with no air-conditioning.
OK, that was eleven. But they will make you smile.